Showing posts with label Bad MS Paint. Show all posts
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Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Charles Thomas Loves Fried Chicken


When Charles Thomas came to Arkansas as a freshman he weighed 245 lbs.


Coach John Pelphrey and Conditioning coach Kelly Lambart have been working with Charles to get down to 225 which means one thing for the Senior Forward from Jackson, MS.


He can no longer eat his favorite food... Fried Chicken.


"After our last game, I'm probably going straight to Popeye's, but not during the season." With the hogs picked to win the SEC west and finish 2nd overall in the SEC, it may be a long time before the Manimal gets his Fried Chicken as they are hoping to make a deep run into the NCAA tournament.

Friday, September 28, 2007

University of North Texas High School



*The Bell Rings*




Teacher: Ok class get into your seats




*The beep of the intercom soundss*




PA Announcer: Good Morning Students today is Friday, September the 28th and these are your University of North Texas High School Mean Green in the Morning Announcements.




Lunch today will be Tacos with Mexican Rice and Fried Potato Cakes.




Be sure to Tune in to the Radio as your Mean Green Football Team *hehe that's a funny rhyme* takes on the Arkansas Razorbacks over in Fayetteville, AR. If you are going on the bus trip make sure you meet at the football field at 5:00 pm.




Now, We have a special announcement by Coach Tom Dodge!




Todd Dodge: Um, that's Todd!




PA Announcer in background: Whatever ... I should just call you 0-3... 'bout to be 0-4




Dodge: Anyway Students. I just wanted to tell you about this great football team we got going out to take on the Razorbacks this weekend. I know we can't win, but I think we can pass for at least 300 yards, and that's exciting right? Go Green! Make sure you're all at the pep rally in the gym this afternoon. We're gonna go get 'em!