Friday, September 28, 2007

University of North Texas High School



*The Bell Rings*




Teacher: Ok class get into your seats




*The beep of the intercom soundss*




PA Announcer: Good Morning Students today is Friday, September the 28th and these are your University of North Texas High School Mean Green in the Morning Announcements.




Lunch today will be Tacos with Mexican Rice and Fried Potato Cakes.




Be sure to Tune in to the Radio as your Mean Green Football Team *hehe that's a funny rhyme* takes on the Arkansas Razorbacks over in Fayetteville, AR. If you are going on the bus trip make sure you meet at the football field at 5:00 pm.




Now, We have a special announcement by Coach Tom Dodge!




Todd Dodge: Um, that's Todd!




PA Announcer in background: Whatever ... I should just call you 0-3... 'bout to be 0-4




Dodge: Anyway Students. I just wanted to tell you about this great football team we got going out to take on the Razorbacks this weekend. I know we can't win, but I think we can pass for at least 300 yards, and that's exciting right? Go Green! Make sure you're all at the pep rally in the gym this afternoon. We're gonna go get 'em!

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Weekly Picks (SEC edition): Week 5

Last week I was 10-5 on rivals pick 'em. Bringing me to 40-20, but I have actually moved up the rankings a little bit. I'll share my picks with you next week and tell you why I picked what I picked and what cruel twist of fate caused me to be wrong like the past 60 games have done to me. Here are the easy picks for this week. Very uninteresting SEC matches for the most part.

Alabama @ Florida St.
2 programs that have (at times) been at the pinnacle of college footall. Now where are they? Alabama fans think Saban is on the rise and FSU fans are biding there time. They know they can't make Bowden leave, but they will be mediocre until they find a new coach. What FSU fans don't know is that Bowden is really a corpse. With the Talent in Florida, FSU should be tearing up the ACC, but the Seminoles are actually sitting at 4th best of the 4 Florida schools.
Alabama over Florida St. 34 - 17

North Texas @ Arkansas
After two SEC losses and a stupid Offseason Hog Fans are ready to call the moving truck and have them knocking on Houston Nutt's Door. Fans on a message board have ordered a plane to fly over the Campus up until about 1 1/2 hours before the game on Saturday saying that "Fans and Players Deserve Better - Fire Nutt". Many people are labeling this as similar to the Zook incident, but the effort will be a little strange due to the fact that no Razorback fans will be there to see it for a non-conference clash against Tom Dodge's High School, Rent-a-W, Nice Green. Arkansas can't defend against the pass and gives up 300 yards through the air.
Arkansas over North Texas 52 - 27

Auburn @ Florida
TIMMY!!! Florida's offense is spectacular. After a poor showing by the team on the road at Ole "needs a mascot" Miss, the Gators are going to come back and prove to their fans in the Swamp that they can play football. Who better to do that with than this years 2nd biggest SEC dissappointment, the Auburn Tigers. Brandon Cox has lost it.
Florida over Auburn 42-17

Ole Miss @ Georgia
Matt Stafford and the Bulldogs have struggled somewhat after a loss to South Carolina, but they got some swagger back with a close win over Saban in Tuscaloosa. Ole Miss is reeling after a physical close game with the Gators. Coach O wants to prove his team is finally SEC worthy this season, but with this game @ Georgia it's not looking likely.
UGA over Ole Miss 35 - 21

Florida Atlantic @ Kentucky
Florida Atlantic is sitting atop the Sun Belt right now and looking a likely candidate to challenge Troy for dominance in the SEC's whipping boy conference. Rich Brooks squad has coached two tough come from behind victories for his team and Andre Woodson is getting his name mentioned for the Heisman despite his worst performance of the season at Arkansas last week. His fumble and allowing a Safety gave the hogs 8 points last week and nearly cost them the game. Kentucky has been known as a passing team, but the secret to this game will be the THREE-HEADED WILD CAT. Consisting of Rafael Little, Tony Dixon, and Derrick Locke. The three speedy backs torched Arkansas last week and will be going up against a much worse defense against the run.
Kentucky over Florida Atlantic 55-20

LSU @ Tulane
Tulane is Bad! LSU is good. LSU's offensive starters leave during the 2nd Quarter. Tulane's Offensive starters are either A) All eaten alive by Glen Dorsey before the 2nd half, B) All too injured by the middle of the 3rd Quarter, or C) All too afraid by the 4th Quarter after watching Glen Dorsey consume a live cow on the field.
LSU over Tulane 45-0

Mississippi St. @ South Carolina
Probably the most interesting SEC game in the fact that both teams have been playing better than expected this season. Only losses for these two teams have come against the greatest terror of the known world LSU. Steve Spurrier has decided to shuffle Quarterbacks, but what is the real secret behind all of this? Steve Spurrier has revealed himself by accident in the Georgia game to have been hiding behind his fun and gun explosive offenses at Florida. He is actually a great defensive coach and his team will grind it out behind Boyd and let the Bulldogs throw interceptions to them all game long. Sylvester Croom is making a last ditch effort to stay the coach of the bulldogs. If he wants to win this game he'll have to come up with a great rushing scheme for Anthony Dixon. The best player to play at Mississippi St. in a long time
USC over MSU 35 - 14

Tennessee has made it easier on all of our eyes by choosing not to play this weekend. They are gearing up for a "big" game against Georgia. It's pretty sad when Georgia vs. Tennessee next week won't count for anything in the SEC East race.

Eastern Michigan @ Vanderbilt
Vandy has come to the point where a MAC team shouldn't frighten them. Congrats Communists (red herrings). You are now an SEC football school. Eastern Michigan is bad even by MAC standards so hopefully even the socialists can't screw this one up. Vanderbilt students won't even show up for this game. They'll probably go study or something(drink beer). That's what you do in college right?
Vandy over Directional Michigan 42 - 14


I really went out on some limbs there I know. If I am wrong on some of these it just proves the one thing this season has been trying to prove.... Parity has come to college football!*DRAMATIC MUSIC*

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Sad Stats


He's the King. Even Bama Fans agree, but there is a reason why you haven't see this pose from D-Mac very much this year. Arkansas ranks 3rd in overall Rushing Offense(yards). They have only put 6 of those 154 attempts into the end zone. Darren McFadden is Number 1 in most Heisman polls and #1 in the NCAA in rushing yards. Rushing TDs? He's got 31 guys ahead of him. He has guys like Omar Haugabook from Troy in front of him. Ray Rice has 8 TDs and Darren McFadden has 4. The team is struggling to put the ball into the end zone, and that is why they rank 57th in rushing TDs(behind Hawaii) and that is why they are 0-2 in SEC play.

Arkansas vs. Kentucky was a game of Arkansas apparently manhandling Kentucky in the 1st half 20-7 until a Micheal Smith fumble made it 20-14. The truth behind that is two field goals, a Defensive TD on Kentucky's first offensive play, and a 56 yard zig zag TD by Darren McFadden. The other TD of the game was a Special Teams takeback by Felix Jones.

Arkansas has a team coming to town that is in the same boat as them. North Texas ranks 5th in passing Offense with 378 yards/game, but they have only put the ball in the end zone 5 times! A large part of that is the 9 interceptions they've thrown. They rank 65th in passing TDs.

David Lee and the Arkansas offense needs one focus for this week. End zone

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

What We Know About the SEC: Post Week 4

Alabama
What we know: Saban came to play. The tide are trying to start rolling again
What we don't know: What will happen when they play the cream of the SEC against LSU
What we don't want to know: What Alabama Fans will do when the Tide wins the Iron Bowl this year.

Arkansas
What we know: The hogs can't play defense. Sure they have a safety, but so does Akron.
What we don't know: At what point will Darren McFadden just quit and declare for the draft.
What we don't want to know: Where Houston Nutt will coach after new AD Jeff Long fires him.

Auburn
What we know: Brandon Cox has completely lost it.
What we don't know: Auburn fans never seem to get really down on their team after a loss. If they fade to the bottom of the SEC West will any of them notice? Kodi Burns?
What we don't want to know: If the Auburn Mascot is an Eagle or a Tiger.

Florida
What we know: TIMMY
What we don't know: If the Florida Gators can win against a real defense.
What we don't want to know: Another Florida National Championship, making it 4 in a row in the college sports that matter.

Georgia
What we know: Georgia fans love to make a big deal over a 26-23 "trampling" of a Recovering Alabama Team.
What we don't know: If Matt Stafford can keep making a deficient team around him "better"
What we don't want to know: Another Georgia let down at home.

Kentucky
What we know: This team can play offense, and apparently defense holding Darren McFadden to 9 yards on 3 carries to force a punt for the Go Ahead Score.
What we don't know: If the come from behind antics of this team will hold them through a tough SEC East Schedule
What we don't want to know: How many more passing attempts Andre Woodson will have before he throws an interception. The passing yards may not be Heisman worthy, but that no interception number might just be.

LSU
What we know: Glen Dorsey
What we don't know: If the albeit steady, but mediocre offense will be able to put up enough points if the Defense has a bad day.
What we don't want to know: Another Flip Field Goal Rush for a TD by a kicker. What is this backyard Football?

Ole Miss
What we know: They can lose by two scores to Vandy and Missouri, but they can hang with the Gators.
What we don't know: How Coach O can limit the carries of a spectacular back like BJG-E to 11 carries.
What we don't want to know: The Egg Bowl....

Mississippi St.
What we know: Same thing we knew last year. Mississippi St. is the bottom of the barrel in SEC offense.
What we don't know: Anything more about the Bulldogs since their miraculous win against Auburn. Is Anthony Dixon any good, or is he the closest thing to a bright spot in Starkville... the toughest place to recruit in the world.
What we don't want to know: The Egg Bowl....

South Carolina
What we know: Spurrier has a team that can play defense.
What we don't know: How Spurrier has failed to bring huge offensive prowess which was once his forte.
What we don't want to know: A news report about Gamecock fans kidnapping Lee Corso about his comments.

Tennessee
What we know: Fulmer has been accused of being a bad coach despite his Championship run in '98 which is the only national championship since the days of the General.
What we don't know: How the fans can be so upset at losing to two fantastic teams in Cal and Florida
What we don't want to know: Fat Phil fired. He is SO easy to make fun of.

Vanderbilt
What we know: They have a football team?
What we don't know: Why they kept playing after Jay Cutler got drafted
What we don't want to know: More about the Commies(Where is Joseph McCarthy when you need him - or was Communism just a red Herring?) outstanding Academics

Monday, September 24, 2007

Oldness

Brett Favre is old. Here he is standing toe to toe with Dan "the Man" Marino.

Right now Favre is standing toe to toe with Marino in the record books also. If you look at the records for Quarterbacks in the National Football League, you see three names over and over again. Favre, Marino, and Elway. These guys are all over the record books. Top 3 in Career Passing Yards, Career Completions, Career Attempts, Career wins as a Starting QB, and Elway slips to 4th on Career TDs.

Favre is nearly at the top of them all and is at the top of most. He needs 3001 passing yards, 11 attemps, and 1 TD pass to be at the top in all of those statistical categories, as he already leads in Completions and wins and is tied for TDs.

Let's have a little informal poll in the comments about old people. Who has the worst commercial, Favre's Jeans commercial or Roger Clemens Cingular Commercial?

It's just not fair

Darren McFadden had a rough day. 27 yards short of 200, Darren McFadden played very well. Stuffering from Stomach Flu and a Defense that couldn't back him up, Darren looks utterly tired here in the 1st half. He only carried 12 times in the 2nd half, but it should've been none. The razorback offense is doing it's job which is in stark contrast to the Razorback teams in the past several years.
Reggie Herring's press coverage scheme worked well for the Razorbacks defensive secondary last year. While not stellar, it was not as embarassing as it is this year. Losing Chris Houston to the 1st round of the draft is tough though. The new scheme is the "watch the receiver catch the ball" scheme. Kentucky QB Andre Woodson loved the hogs secondary as they helped keep his record breaking streak of passing attempts without interceptions alive. The hogs refused to play the ball and gave up several chances at picks and even had a few slip through their hands.

We all know Houston Nutt must be insane right now. After dealing with the crazy post season ride, he seemed so ready to just get back to Football. Houston came into the season with an experienced offense with QB Casey Dick (while not a prolific passer, does a good job managing the game), WR Marcus Monk, FB Peyton Hillis, a solid O-line, and two of the best running backs to ever play at the school or anywhere. The defense was a question, but getting Micheal Grant and Freddie Fairchild back from injury, the defense looked like it would pull together and get enough stops to help the offense win games.
While getting Micheal Grant back from injury with something to prove ended up getting Star Wideout Marcus Monk injured, but these things happen. It should've been apparent then that this season was one that could go disasterously wrong.
The truth of the matter has been that the hogs are on a crazy roller coaster and at the end of every game they just keep going down.

Friday, September 21, 2007

Kentucky vs. Arkansas

I normally make my predictions sooner, but I have to say I don't know on this one. I was kinda hoping that Andre Woodson would get injured in practice this week and then I would assume the hogs would roll. I really don't want him to get injured, but I wanted some epiphany to tell me it was gonna be all right.



Remember Houston, whenever you point, there are always three fingers pointing right back at you.
Houston Nutt is in his 10th year coaching at Arkansas. During the past 9 seasons whenever his Razorbacks lost to an SEC team for the first time during a season they would then go on to lose to another SEC team in their next SEC showdown. This even goes back to his season at Boise St. where after losing to Louisiana Tech(for a first conference loss) they lost to Utah St in the very next game.


Kentucky's Passing Offense
3rd in SEC 257.7 Yds/Game and 9 TDs in three games No Interceptions by Woodson
Arkansas' Passing Defense
11th in SEC 270.5 Yds/Game and 5 TDs allowed in 2 games

Arkansas' Rushing Offense
1st in SEC 325.5 Yds/Game and 5 TDs in 2 games
Kentucky's Rushing Defense
10th in SEC 185 Yds/Game and 4 Tds allowed in 3 games (Bama only allowed 66.2 before the Arkansas Game)

Kentucky's Rushing Offense
2nd in SEC 246.33 Yds/Game and 11 Tds in 3 games
Arkansas' Rushing Defense
6th in SEC 142.5 Yds/Game and 3 Tds allowed in 2 games

Arkansas Passing Offense hasn't been a factor

Arkansas' Football team has been showcasing two things so far this fall. Darren McFadden's amazing ability to run the football and the Defensive Secondary's inability to defend against the pass. This game has all the makings of a big shootout. With Arkansas running through and around the Kentucky Defense whilst Kentucky will be able to attack this Arkansas Defense from all directions.
I think it's going to be a game of momentum, and if the hogs can take the energy from the croud and keep their chin up after the tough loss at Alabama you'll see the hogs execute on offense. We know Kentucky will execute on offense and the Arkansas Secondary will have to come up with some big plays.
My prediction.... I'm wanting to pick Kentucky. All the signs point that way. If both teams play exactly the way they should then Kentucky walks with this one, but while the Arkansas Secondary will bend and will break at times, I think they will also pick up at least two interceptions which will be the key to this game. I also think that the Arkansas Offense returns to the big plays we saw last year with some breakaway runs of 40 yards or more.

Final Score Arkansas 52, Kentucky 48.

Weekly Picks (Gotta make up for that 7-8): Week 4

Bonus Picks
LSU 38, South Carolina 7 South Carolina might prove to be a defensive nightmare
Penn State 28, Michigan 24 Penn State breaks an 8 year losing streak

Normal Picks
  • Alabama over Georgia - UGA is BAD
  • Michigan State over Notre Dame - Notre Dame is BADDER
  • Wisconsin over Iowa - Two solid underachievers
  • UCLA over Washington - Huskies are realing after an Ohio St.
  • Arkansas over Kentucky - I can't pick against the hogs
  • Clemson over NC State - Two letters C.J.
  • Texas Tech over OK State - The pokes just lost to Troy
  • Pittsburgh over Connecticut - Conneticut is TERRIBLE
  • Illinois over Indiana - "We named the dog Indiana... "
  • Brigham Young over Air Force - Toughest pick of the week
  • Wake Forest over Maryland - Another ACC game that just doesn't matter
  • Arizona State over Oregon State - 2 out of 3 pac-10 "State" Schools ASU is going to go 4-0 for the first time since '04
  • Texas over Rice - Gimme

A Familiar Story

Points/Game
42.0____________46.3

Rush Yds/Attempt
6.32______6.35

National Rushing Rank
4th(325.5 Yds/Game)_______________5th(296.33 Yds/Game)

Rushing Attempts Per Game
51.5________46.67

National Passing Rank
104th(153.0 Yds/Game)___________107th(148.3 Yds/Game)

Number of Great Running Backs
two___two


Two teams that have been in the top 25 this year. Both teams lost to unranked opponents recently.
Team on the left is the Arkansas Razorbacks and the team on the right is the Texas A&M aggies. Both losing on the road recently and leaving a bad taste in their fans mouths. Both fan bases and media have been pushing these two teams about the passing game.
While the Razorbacks looked completely awful against the pass in the 1st and 4th quarters against the Tide, the overall performance of the team wasn't awful this past weekend. Texas A&M looked downright bad. It was nice of them to show that nice pregnant lady so those of us watching on t.v. didn't have to watch the awful slaughter. Gig 'Em.
Though in all fairness to Texas A&M they got down by a lot and didn't have a running back quite on the level of Darren McFadden to bring them back into the game. I think it was a terrible coaching decision by the Fran not to put in Lane and just run right at them. The guy has 7 TDs in 3 games and you give him two carries! If you don't challenge for the South this year or at least beat Texas they might be shoving one of those senior boots right up your ass as they kick you out of college station.

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Feature Player of the Week: Kentucky

Andre Woodson has been sacked 8 times in the 2007 season. Other SEC starting QBs, Tim Tebow - 2, Chris Nickson - 3, Matt Flynn - 5 , Casey Dick - 0 (but that's because he rarely passes), Matt Stafford - 6, John Parker Wilson - 4, Brandon Cox - 8, Micheal Henig - 5 (that's cuz he threw 6 picks in one game though), South Carolina's QBs - 4+1+1 = 6, and Erik Ainge - 1


So he's tied with Matt Stafford, but my point in all of this is that the guy gets sacked a lot. Now Andre Woods isn't the player of the week this week, I have a group of 5 guys. This weeks feature players of the week are:



The Pourous Kentucky Offensive Line!
Center: Eric Scott, 6-5, 275, Sr
Guard: Jason Legger, 6-1, 287, Sr
Guard: Zipp Duncan, 6-5, 280, So
Offensive Tackle: Justin Jeffries, 6-6, 300, So
Offensive Tackle: Garry Williams, 6-3, 276, So
These guys are Arkansas' best shot at closing down Kentucky's passing attack. Only two of these guys, Scott and Williams, were starters last year. Which might be a good thing as last year Andre stood in the pocket and got sacked a whopping 36 times along with 1.5 more sacks for the backups. The team ranked 9th nationally in getting sacked for a total of 259 lost yards. If these guys play well, Kentucky should have a good game, but if they turn in a 6 sack performance like they did at Florida last year Andre won't be a happy camper back there and the vaunted Kentucky passing offense will crumble.
I still think they have a higher number they can reach for. I think if Kent State could pull off 4 sacks this year Arkansas can turn in 8. Just be glad it's not Glen Dorsey guys.
Game prediction to come tomorrow. I'm still thinking the overtime record could be shattered with these defenses.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Notre Dumb

Notre Lame
Notre playing in a BCS Bowl
Notre hoping they don't go 0-8 Dame

The Wimpy Irish
The Fighting ... hehe not really
The Irish
The Drinking Irish

Types of Sports Fans

The Bandwagoneer - Oh, They're good I'll cheer for them. There were no Colts fans about 5 years ago, I mean none... Now look at them climbing out of the woodwork.

The Multiteamer - This can often be someone who is similar to the Bandwagoneer. Usually they went to a school or come from an area where the school isn't any good. i.e. "I went to Oklahoma State, but they're never any good... I always cheer for Texas if they aren't playing OSU" This is only exceptable fandom under the following conditions: The teams are in seperate conferences(including NFL)/Leagues; You cheer for a team from where you are from and where you went to school (From Kentucky so you like Kentucky Basketball, but you go to Michigan State so you cheer for Kentucky as long as they aren't playing Tom Izzo's boys).

The Painter - These guys Rock. Doesn't matter if it's cold or what they get to the game early and they don't wear shirts, they wear paint. It's like they put pure spirit right on the skin.

The Early Leaver - They want to know the outcome, but sometimes it's more important that they get home quickly rather than see the game. The real meaning of all of this is they thought the game was gonna be more fun.

The Former Player - Usually these guys played High school ball and only got 5 touches a season on offense and on Defense they got ran over, but they will tell you details about the game any diehard sports fan should know, but they'll treat it like it's gold that they gleaned from their playing days. Like they were an assistant coach under JoPa. The good players spent 15 years playing football every day and they're done talking about it.

The Wrong Stat Guy - This guy will debate you on sports and just make it up. Or he'll say the wrong team. "Oh yeah, Chad Johnson was a beast for the Tennessee Titans last year."

The Bad Predictor - "Arkansas can challenge for the BCS Championship this year" yeah that's me, but for me it's more hope than being bad. Worst prediction I've heard this year though is definately Steve Phillips, but we don't talk about baseball.

Monday, September 17, 2007

Overanalyzing

You can watch the game again and again. Break down each play and what went wrong, but the fact remains the hogs did so much to climb back in the game to just let it slip away. They coulda won it and they didn't. It's quite obvious this team is the opposite of last year though. The hog offense could stall last year and then the defense would show up to put the game away, but this year Arkansas is going to have to score score score.

Friday, September 14, 2007

The game is coming soon

The hogs are ready to take this game, and I think even with being ranked 16th in the nation to Bama's UR the hogs will be able to have a chip on their shoulder, because they aren't getting much love. That's how we like it. Last year everyone questioned us until the Tennessee game, and we got the pick in that game and we won, but from there on out the season got worse. Miss. St. was a debacle as were the three losses that followed. The hogs have more to prove than any team in the country or SEC this weekend. If the hogs can handle this game and the Tennessee game at Neyland, then look for some of that love to return. But all of this stems on this one game. I think I can say for sure every year the tone setting game of the season will always be Alabama.

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Feature Player of the Week


The newest feature here on BvB is the Feature Player of the Week. This isn't a salute to the players that show up and play they asses off and win the game for their team. This is to feature those players that will lose the game for their team.


This week we're talking about a player that every Arkansas fan loves and every Alabama fan never wants to see out on the field.

Leigh Tiffin

Position: Kicker
From: Muscle Shoals, AL
Height: 5' 10"
Weight: 170 lbs
Class: Sophomore

Stats: 12/21 FG attempted 3/7 from beyond 40. 12/13 on extra point attempts

Signature Performance: Alabama @ Arkansas 2006 , After going 7/9 in his first three home games, Tiffin on the road in Arkansas was 1/4 in a game that went to overtime, missing a 30 yarder with 3:06 left in the game, a 37 yarder in Overtime, and an extra point in Overtime to let Arkansas take the game from the Tide. This loss set Arkansas on an eight game winning streak and left the tide to lose 6 of their next 9 games getting Tide Coach Mike Shula fired.

This week the young man hopes to help his team on to victory, and at home he should have better luck doing it. If he even gets the chance to kick against the #16 Razorbacks look for him to spend as long as he can trying to psyche himself up. Look for tide coach Nick Saban to go for it on questionable 4th and 4 or to punt from the 20 on back.

Leigh Tiffin is my hero!

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

The SEC Top to Bottom

  1. LSU - The Tigers are number one in the country and dead last in our hearts.
  2. Florida - Until they screw it up they still got it, but I don't see anyone stopping them until they play the SEC title game.
  3. South Carolina - The Cocks get the nod after a big win at Georgia. With their rough schedule playing @ LSU, Tenn, and Arkansas they will either soar or be served up in the SEC Fried Chicken Bucket
  4. Arkansas - If Darren McFadden and the hogs can pull off the road wins against Bama and Tennessee, they may find themselves in a position to challenge LSU for dominance in the West and the SEC. Injuries and defensive Miscues could put them out of games they should win.
  5. Tennessee - After suffering a 45-31 loss to Cal in week 1 it's impressive the Vols are up this high on the Scale, but with QB Erik Ainge they can play with anyone. A loss at Florida might cause them to slip if Kentucky can match up to Louisville
  6. Alabama - Bama has a tough crew coming into their house, but look for them to try to expose the Arkansas weakness in the Defensive Secondary. If Terry Grant can continue grabbing games of 150 yards or more look for the Tide to challenge LSU for the West. The tide have LSU coming to Tuscaloosa : UPSET ALERT
  7. Kentucky - The Wildcats are riding Woodson's coattails, but if they can't put up a win for the SEC against Big East Louisville look for them to spin out of control for the rest of the season.
  8. Georgia - A week 1 win against Oklahoma State had Georgia at the top of the East last week, but a loss to USC puts them down to 5th edging out Vandy. Look for them to bounce back. They still think they can win the East, but they need to get over their Florida Phobia.
  9. Auburn - K. State was too close... South Florida??? Really? If you go through and start beating SEC teams now you're gonna make our conference look bad. The only thing Auburn should look forward to is another Iron Bowl Victory this season.
  10. Vandy - With a win over Ole Miss Vandy may gain some confidence, but it may not be enough to make it through the top 5 teams in the East.
  11. Mississippi St. - Winning on the road against C-USA bottom dweller Tulane gave the Bulldogs some confidence, but facing a pissed off Auburn team this week will push Mississippi St. down to their coveted number 12 spot.
  12. Ole Miss - Too close with Memphis and then losing to Mizzou. The Rebels better get it going against Vandy this week or they may hold on to the 12 spot for another week.

The JTExperience Alternate Rankings:

  1. LSU - Yeah, ok...these guys are pretty fucking good. Outscoring teams like 45436-7 in their first two games...Glenn "Meast-man" Dorsey eats folding metal chairs for breakfast and washes 'em down with battery acid. I wish he was my dad, or at least my uncle or something.
  2. Florida - Tebow is the truth. I used to think that he's just a big white kid who can bust through the line on short yards.....but he's got an arm on him too. They'll plow through the East just as Tebow plows through UF sororities. Look out, Nikki Meyer.
  3. Arkansas - They fucking rock too. Ok, the secondary is kinda weak (like a lot) and every time QB Casey (I have no) Dick touches the ball my scrotum clenches a little, but Darren McFadden makes up for all of it. I mean, he's rated a 99 on NCAA '08, which means he's God. And Felix Jones is better than most all others as well. Our THIRD STRING runner in Michael Smith even kicks ass. They're a one trick pony, but they do that one trick really well.
  4. South Carolina - Surprised the hell out of everyone by beating Georgia, including those of us who think we know a lot about football. Strangely enough, it was their defense that strangled Jo-Ja, while Coach Spurrier is much better known for his offensive game. This team is an enigma, wrapped in a cloak of mystery, etc.
  5. Georgia - Where the hell did these guys come from? They lost to the freaking Cocks, but everyone's picking them to do really well by doing things like winning lots of games, etc. Whatever. Here they are.
  6. Tennessee - So does anyone else remember when Erik Ainge only got the start because he sucked less than Bitchass Clausen? Apparently he's "good" now or something. Whatever. They have ugly colors, and play an obnoxious fight song.
  7. Alabama - They're actually better than I'm giving them credit for...but at the end of the day in the SEC, they'll still end up middle of the pack. They've got talent, a really expensive coach, a shitty kicker, and a lot of hard teams to play.
  8. Auburn - They some pussies for losing to South Florida. That's absurd.
  9. Kentucky - Good QB, some talent on both sides....wait a minute, who am I kidding? It's Kentucky.
  10. Vanderbilt - May have the most high-class poon in the SEC, but they still suck at football. Good job guys.
  11. Mississippi State - Yeah, got their asses handed to them by LSU, but....it's LSU. They're really fucking good (See #1). But both the Mississippi schools blow, so here they are. At least they're not #12, but I don't think that'll be enough to keep Sylvester Croom's job.
  12. Ole Miss - Bitches. The Big O better start shouting around somewhere else for new employment.

What play are you calling?


Bill Belichik: yeah, let's call up the Scoop 90 Spy.

Tedy Bruschi : Is that the play where I watch and make sure the QB doesn't run?


Bill Belichik: No Bruschi... It used to be but now it's not so just shut the hell up. We got a new system now!


Matt Estrella: Hold on let me run the tape back.


Bill Belichik: Hurry Up... What's it say?

Matt Estrella: Don't Rush me


Bill Belichik: Hey! you're an assistant on this team and you wouldn't be here if you couldn't read lips!

Matt Estrella: Ok. They are either running a pass play or a run play.


Bill Belichik: Aren't you supposed to have figured out which is which by now?

Matt Estrella: What you think I'm some freaking Genius?


Eric Mangini: Is someone talking about Geniuses?

Bill Belichik: ummm Nooo.


Eric Mangini: Are you my conscience?

Matt Estrella: Minute Man to Founding Father... the Plane has left the Airport... I repeat the Plane has left the Airport

Bill Belichik: Aww crap this is gonna get me caught isn't it?

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Arkansas Bammer Prediction

So I know in my joke post about the Arkansas Schedule this year, I said that Nick Saban would control this game and win it for the Tide... actually I said that he would play for them and win it.

Every once in awhile I like to give real analysis and break the game down. This is a huge game for both teams. With Auburn seeming like they are on the down this year it looks like the team that wins this game will have the best shot at coming in 2nd or 1st if they can find a way to compete with the Bayou Bengals of LSU.

"I tell you, it's always been a big win for us," said Nutt, who is 5-4 against Alabama. "Any time we've beaten Alabama, I think it helps us our season. There's a lot of respect we have versus Alabama. Our players know it's always the first SEC game. There's a big rivalry there between both of us. It's always been good when we're able to get the first one."

This game is also big because of the result of the 2006 clash where Alabama let Arkansas off the hook with Leigh Tiffin's inconsistent kicking and ballsy play by a freshman QB who after throwing 3 interceptions still through to the end zone for the tying touchdown to set up the game winning PAT.

The Game - Who Gets the EDGE

Quarterbacks
This game might just come down to whichever Quarterback plays best. Largely whichever quarterback coughs it up least. In the past 3 years Casey and John have 10 and 11 interceptions respectively, but John Parker Wilson started all 13 games last season with a record of 6-7. JPW made more attempts last season than Casey Dick has in his entire career. The experience edge goes to John Parker Wilson, but as both QBs are coming into this game hoping to get their first TD passes of the season, I'm going to put them on an even playing field and say tie, with a small nod going to the Home QB.

Running backs
Everyone knows the first person I would normally mention in this comparison and be done with it, but Bama has a great running back in Terry Grant. The real edge in this has to go to the hogs who have a 3rd stringer in Micheal Smith that can play at the same level as Terry. Arkansas has Darren McFadden and Felix Jones in the backfield along with fullback Peyton Hillis. It's a rather large advantage for the hogs also considering Alabama's starting Fullback Jimmy Johns is questionable with a twisted ankle. The hogs get the major edge in this category.

Wide Recievers
With Peyton Hill receiving most of the catches for the hogs out of the backfield, The Razorbacks Wideouts didn't get the ball much in their first game. The long bright spot in the Wide Recievers for the hogs was a 42 yard touchdown throw from Darren McFadden to Freshman Crosby Tuck. While the Tide's wideouts only have 1 touchdown between them from backup QB Greg McElroy, DJ Hall has more catches and yards in each game than all of the razorbacks receivers combined in their first game. The Tide get the edge in this one, but look for the hogs to improve greatly when Tight End Ben Cleveland and Flanker Marcus Monk return.

Defense
Alabama has only given up 16 points in the past 2 games while Arkansas allowed Troy to score 26 including a touchdown as time expired in the 4th quarter. The Hogs weak secondary will allow the tide to score their first touchdown through the air this season. The front 7 for the hogs and the tide have gone untested by a terrible Trojan and Vanderbilt rushing attack. Both of these teams will be facing backs of a much higher caliber in this next game. The edge goes to the Tide.

Special Teams
Hogs win the kicking battle. Leigh Tiffin's historic meltdown against the hogs last season will leave him forever on my list as worst kickers in the history of college football. Meanwhile the hogs have Freshman sensation Alex Tejada who was perfect except for a bad hold on his final PAT. The Punt return edge definitely goes to the Tide. Arkansas has more questions to answer on fielding punts than on any other part of the field. With a lost fumble in the last game, Houston Nutt has had to shuffle Peyton Hillis back their to field punts. The tide have a punt returner who is an exciting play maker. Against Vanderbilt, Sophomore D-Back Javier Arenas (cousin of NBA Star Gilbert Arenas), showed a little bit of Hibachi himself with a 69 yard return to the Vanderbilt 1-yard line to set up a touchdown. On Kick returns the hogs use Felix Jones and Darren McFadden. Felix has taken 3 kicks back for touchdowns and already has one for this season. Javier will do well, but the hogs have two terrific backs back there. The overall Special Teams edge goes to the hogs provided they are free from Punt Return fumbles

The EDGE for this game goes to the Hogs! In a close one where the defenses will give up a few big plays look for the hogs and their explosive backfield to have more. Nick Saban is excited about the challenge of dealing with a player like D-Mac, but he won't be excited after the final seconds tick from the clock with his team behind the hogs for the game and for the season.

Monday, September 10, 2007

Kings of Sports



Roger Federer just posted his 4th U.S. Open title and more importantly his 12th overall grand slam win. Already tabbed as possibly the greatest player to play the sport, his long list of accolades and records would fill up this blog to the point of busting.







And in honor of tonight's opener for the Arizona Cardinals I'll remind you of another moment of Kingly Greatness:


the Bears are who we thought they were! That’s why we took the damn field!
Now, *hits microphone* if you want to crown them, then crown their ass! But,
they are who we thought they were, and we let them off the hook!

Weekly Picks (started 2 weeks too late): Week 3

I'm not doing the complete picks, these are just my picks from rivals.com's "pick 'em" game.

Florida State over Colorado
Georgia Tech over BC
Kentucky in the upset of Louisville
UCLA over the Utes of Nevada... I mean Utah
Tennessee over Florida
Notre Dame over Michigan (If it's possible, they will both lose)
Washington and Jake "the legs" Locker upset Ohio State
Iowa dominates Iowa State
Illinois (orange) beats Syracuse (orange) in what looks to be the ugliest game of the week
Michigan State over Pitt
North Carolina over Virginia
Vanderbilt over Ole Miss
South Carolina over South Carolina State

And for the bonus picks (the theme is "kinda" red):

USC 31 - Nebraska 27
Arkansas 28 - Alabama 17

So far in the 30 games between week 1 and 2 that we picked I am 23-7 for a rank of 9035 overall. My mistakes: Tennesse over Cal, OK State over UGA, Memphis over Ole Miss (I'm a homer), Arizona over BYU (week1), Michigan over Oregon, UGA over South Carolina, Auburn over South Florida.