"Nobody Loves me" claim the Tigers Adamantly as they squeeze the life out of an OU player in their '04 national championship.The talk at Tiger practice is comging from the coaches saying "I don't love you, your momma don't love you... and your girlfriend doesn't love you, because while you're here at practice she's in the frat house doing 6 guys!"
These tigers are in need for love especially with the lack of national attention and hype headed their way this season. After 12 ESPN "experts" made their picks for the 2007 season the Tigers were shocked to find out that, though all 12 of them had picked them to win the SEC West, only 10/12 of the writers and analysts picked them to win the SEC title game.
The tigers and their mothers(who apparently do love their little tiger cubs) are currently writing to Pat Forde and Jim Donnan for claiming that Florida is better than the LSU Tigers. They are also upset about the fact that their preseason hype has only carried them to the theoretical preseason National Championship 3 out of those 10 times and all of those writers predicted them to lose to USC (All 12 writers picked USC to win the national championship... Way to get dangerous there boys).
Meanwhile the Razorbacks are over in Hog Country getting their special love from coach Herring. " We aren't happy, " Herring replied, " until we go undefeated and date the prom queen. "
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