Thursday, June 28, 2007

NBA Draft: Explaining It to a Chick

BigFootFool: Ok, so your'e having trouble understanding why guys are getting all worked up about the NBA draft, huh? Well how can I put this in terms you understand...

Ok, So Grey's Anatomy is that show with the doctors that have too much sex and not enough life saving. So imagine that the Portland Trailblazers are the weird looking chick on the show that all the male doctors seems to like. I think the show is named after her, but anyway. She has first pick over all the guys, and so Tonight on ESPN she's going to pick one of the guys, but the thing is it doesn't matter which one she picks because she'll ultimately make bad decisions in other areas and self-destruct until that player becomes a Free Agent (has been around her long enough to get sick of her whining and attempts to kill herself) and goes to a better team and wins an NBA championship.

Ok and how to describe the rest of the field... Basically, you have like 16 teams that aren't like that and the rest all do the same thing. They pick someone that could be a great player, but make bad decision after bad decision until they self-destruct.

You get it now?

JTExperience: That is a very accurate description.

Although, I don't know how you could have "too much sex," as alleged in your third sentence. I guess if the sex cuts in to the lifesaving...then yeah. Really though, that's only bad if you are the one whose life needs saving. Otherwise...nah. Go to it.

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