I've broken down some of the crap in this video from MNF Buffalo vs. Dallas
NFL rules SUCK!
First off it's 20 seconds of game play that takes 15 minutes to transpire due to 2 reviews and a timeout. There isn't even TV involved in this bitch!
Romo has an incomplete pass to TO! The ruling on the field is completion, the 'boys rush up and spike the ball to give themselves a shot at a field goal with 1 second left... Why that bastard of a clock doesn't stop for them to move the chains, I'll never know. They spike it. Then the clock on that video ticks 7 SECONDS! and then they start blowing the PREVIOUS PLAY dead! WTF. If you are gonna call it dead, you have to do it when you should fuckin' DO IT! If you need to take the time for a review call the play dead RIGHT THEN.
So 13 seconds back on the clock, and Romo pushes them down to range for a 53 yarder (a career long for the rookie kicker replacing Canadian Vanderjagt from last year). The Kick is up and... well it looks good, but the refs look kinda lost... Oh his hands just went up and he's waving the play dead? Oh that's right. Milliseconds before the snap coaches are allowed to call timeouts now. Icing the kicker is one thing, but being able to force 22 players to replay an entire play because you wanna be a dip shit of a douche and wait until the last second. That's fuckin' unbelievable. What the hell is he saying to the ref right before that play anyway.
"Hey listen to me you striped fuckhead...I'm Dick Jauron, and I say you and your striped cohorts do what I say... I'm not even gonna be close to before the snap on calling this timeout, but you are going to say I am! You! are going to wave the play dead right after it goes through those uprights, so that rookie Fuck"*His name is Folk sir*"I wasn't even trying to say his Folkin' name! Just make him do it twice or I'll continue to coach the Bills through another non season play off. We're gonna take 4 AFC championships in a row back in the '90s and call it good!"
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